10. It's better than the alternative, Red Hat Husbands (translation: "Whipped" Husbands)

9. You can use the word 'hard' in your title.

8. Red Hat ladies are soft-hats, real men are hard-hats

7. You are NOT required to wear red or purple, or any other color, either.

6. It's a great place to do some male bonding without it getting, well you know, weird.

5. There's no test to join, also, you don't have to know how to spell BBQ.

4. If you want to belch, well, just go right ahead and do it.

3. You can make a rule, "No girls allowed" and get away with it.

2. You can talk about guy stuff without criticism or nagging.

1. Hey, why wouldn't you want to join. Look at the pictures.

Yers trooly,

Darel Bodine, King o de Single Wides (an of my double-wide wife, MayBel)

Now this is why we have installed the Men's Room. Kudos to King Darel!!
- Head Hard Hat

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