Virgil does it agin ...

Mah frend Virgil tooked his 12-year-old dotter to a docter called a OBGYN.
I dunno wut dat spills, an no one’ll till me, so I guess it’s some kinda wimens spicilist.
Anyhow, Virgil tills dis docter his dotter needs berth contrul peels.
The docter axed him, “Is she secially active?” an’ Virgil scratches his
head and says, “Nah, she jus lies dere, jus like her momma.”


Me an my momma ...

Mah momma hed herself 9 boys, an she named us all Darel. I axed her once
how come and she says, a-cause it wuz easy to yell at us. She jus yell out,
“Darel, I's-a gonna tan yer hide.”
One time a friend axed, whut if’n y’all wanted ta talk at jes one uh
dem? She sez, “I’d jez use dere last name.”